About me:

About me:
My name is Venimalia and I’m an Imp. What’s that, you ask? Imps are quite small, but we can pass as human if we want to. I wear high heels and everyone thinks I’m just some small woman. Except that I have yellow eyes like a cat. If I want to pass as a human, I have to wear contact lenses. I have to say, modern human technology is quite practical, but here in my realm, Imprana, we use magic. Imprana lies in a dimension parallel to the human earth and can only be entered and left by Imps.
I work as a keeper of knowledge, which means that I’m in charge of memory stones. See, we don’t have scientific books, we have magical stones that one can unlock to gain knowledge or abilities. One needs great magical powers to unlock some of these stones. Thankfully I am that. Unfortunately I’m also no more than semi-sane. At least people tell me that every time they try to find something in my collection. Personally, I think of myself as slightly eccentric, slightly plump and quite capable at my job.
So here in this blog I’m trying to give my fellow imps and all interested humans insight into my thought processes. I welcome any comments, but please don’t expect a logical-for-you answer.

November 18, 2010

Not such a good actress after all

For very obvious reasons I’ve been in a great mood all week, after all it’s not an everyday occurrence – not even for me – that a great scheme works out just as planned, without anyone knowing that I was the brain behind all of it.
Well, at least that’s what I thought until Cromvik visited me in the HoK yesterday afternoon. He came over to me with a huge smile on his face and an enormous box of pralines in his hand. He put them down on my desk and evoked a privacy shield around us.
I raised my eyebrows in confusion. “What’s going on?”
“Officially? Nothing,” was the cryptic answer.
“Care to elaborate?” I asked when he didn’t immediately go on. He really ought to know that I can get a liiitle bit impatient if I want to know something.
His smile evolved into a full grin. “Well, it isn’t much, really. I just wanted to give you these as a little thank you.”
Ok, now that announcement made me a little wary. He wouldn’t be talking about the whole new-dean-thing? “Whatever for?” I gave myself nonchalant. “I mean, honestly, if this is about the research I helped you with the other day, I have to say, I was only doing my job, as usual.”
“Oh, come on,” he answered. “You know full well what I am talking about. I wouldn’t put up a privacy shield if I were here just to thank you for doing your job.”
“I really have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about,” I tried once more, although, in retrospect, I can’t tell you why I even bothered. Wishful thinking, probably.
Cromvik sat down in the visitor’s chair. “Alright. If you need me to spell it out… When you had that little “episode” – “ (I swear I could almost see the air-quotes around that word) “- in the level-4-room, that already stroke me as odd. Then, you go on a five week long vacation trip to the human dimension and come back just after a new dean was announced. It just reeks of an alibi. Now, I’m not saying I am mad at you for what you did – I never liked Jarix, and I’m sure if he hadn’t so “conveniently” been discovered doing his secretary, it would have been him that the dean gave his position to.”
I tried very hard to keep my face completely blank and spoke in my haughtiest voice, “First of all, Ishta-urges are nothing to joke about. You don’t have them, so you can’t possibly know what they do to one’s psyche. Plus, as you said yourself, I was on vacation off-dimension – I’ve got the pictures to prove it – and everyone knows it is impossible to work magic in Imprana from somewhere else. So, how could I possibly be responsible for anything that happened here while I was gone?”
He leaned back, quiet for a while, and when he answered it was with a tone that seemed a little disappointed to me. “I see. You don’t want to tell me. Well, I can’t say I’m surprised, after all we aren’t exactly best buddies. I would have loved to know how you did it, though. Must have been one great scheme, that.”
Before I could say anything – not that I actually knew what to say to that – he got up and lowered the privacy shield. “You are one fascinating imp.”
With that he turned around and left, leaving me… well, stumped. What am I to make of this?

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