About me:

About me:
My name is Venimalia and I’m an Imp. What’s that, you ask? Imps are quite small, but we can pass as human if we want to. I wear high heels and everyone thinks I’m just some small woman. Except that I have yellow eyes like a cat. If I want to pass as a human, I have to wear contact lenses. I have to say, modern human technology is quite practical, but here in my realm, Imprana, we use magic. Imprana lies in a dimension parallel to the human earth and can only be entered and left by Imps.
I work as a keeper of knowledge, which means that I’m in charge of memory stones. See, we don’t have scientific books, we have magical stones that one can unlock to gain knowledge or abilities. One needs great magical powers to unlock some of these stones. Thankfully I am that. Unfortunately I’m also no more than semi-sane. At least people tell me that every time they try to find something in my collection. Personally, I think of myself as slightly eccentric, slightly plump and quite capable at my job.
So here in this blog I’m trying to give my fellow imps and all interested humans insight into my thought processes. I welcome any comments, but please don’t expect a logical-for-you answer.

July 7, 2010

teaching shelving awareness

I’ll give you a valuable tip: when in my House of Knowledge, do not, under any circumstances, mess with my system! It could end badly for you. There are huge, big signs scattered around the library that tell the avid reader to always put memory stones and books back exactly where they found them. They even include the helpful aside that you should just leave the stones/books on a worktable if you’re not sure where to put it.
When I made these signs I was under the impression that every student coming to this HoK would read and understand these few simple words. What a naïve thing to think, honestly. I should have known that most imps are under the impression that signs are there merely for decoration purposes.
Since those naïve days I have evolved and developed a system that teaches students the whole putting back thing quite effectively.
In the beginning I developed a spell that would find any misplaced books or stones, so I – or one of my assistants – could put it back where it belonged. Apart from showing me how many incompetent imps there are, this didn’t help resolve the problem, though.
I decided that the first step to my goal was to find a way of identifying those misplacers. I developed a spell that would track the fingerprints of the last imp to touch a misplaced stone or book, linking the punishing spell to the imp in question. Ingenious little trick, even if I say so myself.
Now to the grand finale. I came up with just the perfect punishing spell. Inspired by human Greek mythology – Sisyphus to be exact – I send the offenders a nightmare in which they have to shelve memory stones over and over and over again. The whole time the imps are aware that they are dreaming and that their experience is courtesy of me.
Second time offenders are very, very rare.

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