About me:

About me:
My name is Venimalia and I’m an Imp. What’s that, you ask? Imps are quite small, but we can pass as human if we want to. I wear high heels and everyone thinks I’m just some small woman. Except that I have yellow eyes like a cat. If I want to pass as a human, I have to wear contact lenses. I have to say, modern human technology is quite practical, but here in my realm, Imprana, we use magic. Imprana lies in a dimension parallel to the human earth and can only be entered and left by Imps.
I work as a keeper of knowledge, which means that I’m in charge of memory stones. See, we don’t have scientific books, we have magical stones that one can unlock to gain knowledge or abilities. One needs great magical powers to unlock some of these stones. Thankfully I am that. Unfortunately I’m also no more than semi-sane. At least people tell me that every time they try to find something in my collection. Personally, I think of myself as slightly eccentric, slightly plump and quite capable at my job.
So here in this blog I’m trying to give my fellow imps and all interested humans insight into my thought processes. I welcome any comments, but please don’t expect a logical-for-you answer.

July 8, 2011

Just a little update

I have been renewing memory stones for the last two weeks and it has taken its toll. I am exhausted, but yesterday I finished with the last stone that needed renewing. Now its time to recuperate. Unfortunately I can’t do that at home because they want to make sure that I don’t turn fully Ishta. So, I have to stay here – in the middle of bloody nowhere – doing nothing for a full week, while being watched every second of the day. Yay. This is going to be so very boring. Well, at least government treats its secret helpers well. My room is huge and includes a private whirl pool, which I just love. There’s also a spa and a fitness center - not that I have entered the later yet, but I do enjoy the massages.
I do think I’m going to enjoy this week long vacation. I might even finally find the time to read some of the novels I have on my to-read pile. I shall strive to just ignore the concerned official lurking around me. Let him ensure that I’m still not an Ishta five-hundred-thousand times a day. I don’t care.

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