About me:

About me:
My name is Venimalia and I’m an Imp. What’s that, you ask? Imps are quite small, but we can pass as human if we want to. I wear high heels and everyone thinks I’m just some small woman. Except that I have yellow eyes like a cat. If I want to pass as a human, I have to wear contact lenses. I have to say, modern human technology is quite practical, but here in my realm, Imprana, we use magic. Imprana lies in a dimension parallel to the human earth and can only be entered and left by Imps.
I work as a keeper of knowledge, which means that I’m in charge of memory stones. See, we don’t have scientific books, we have magical stones that one can unlock to gain knowledge or abilities. One needs great magical powers to unlock some of these stones. Thankfully I am that. Unfortunately I’m also no more than semi-sane. At least people tell me that every time they try to find something in my collection. Personally, I think of myself as slightly eccentric, slightly plump and quite capable at my job.
So here in this blog I’m trying to give my fellow imps and all interested humans insight into my thought processes. I welcome any comments, but please don’t expect a logical-for-you answer.

November 8, 2011

Everything's Grey

Autumn is a horrible time of the year. Leaves fall off the trees, the days are grey and wet and the sun is fast becoming a distant memory. All this makes me tired. Sometimes I think one of my ancestors must have been a bear or something and I’m really supposed to go into hibernation. I’m not up for anything these days. Although I do have lots to do I just can’t get my ass up. Well, with one exception: when I have a date with Cromvik. We’ve been on quite a few dates now, and I have to say: I like the man, he manages to bring a smile to my face no matter what the weather is like. I’m seriously contemplating telling him that I really was responsible for the whole new dean thing. I think I can trust him with my secrets now.

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